depopulated:

crab people

Posted in ad-aware by eddie on February 23, 2009

There’s plenty to be terrified of when it comes to Facebook’s razor-sharp ad targeting, but I can sleep assured knowing that no one has been hired to stake out my tagged photos for a sense of my flannel fashion tastes.  Or maybe they’re just trying to send a message? Observe:

metroTheir manly manifesto:

A metrosexual: is a modern, usually single man who is cool, smart, attractive, taking care of his appearance, cultured and up to date with the latest styles, that confuses some guys when it comes to his sexuality. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care.

Riveting, and most definitely plucked from the latest Webster’s. And thank the Lawd-Jesus, you won’t need a translation dictionary if you’re a gringo confused by their title–it’s right in the logo!:

metrologo

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