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Posted in music, wtf by eddie on March 30, 2009

Leisure pursuits.

As my insightful roommate put it: Has there been a news story involving Liam or Noel Gallagher in the past 10 years that hasn’t been absolutely ridiculous?

Taking a break from slandering reputed acts in British rags, brother Liam was summoned to Twitter-deny reports that he can be seen in a Google Earth image relaxing outside his favorite restaurant in London, his pasty legs crossed, pointing furiously at the Google camera car. Perhaps most jarring is that CNN finds this front page news. Check out their QUICK HITS for this momentous Tweet–I picture a medieval waif of a messenger boy breathless from sprinting to the king to report these key facts:

  • STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher denies Google Earth appearance
  • Fans said man captured on camera drinking outside London pub was singer
  • Gallagher said the man was too embarrassingly dressed to be him
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